Unofficial  Monster's Ball for the week of 12/20/2010

Highest Rated

1.  huckabeast | Score: 93  "This Kesha eats toilet paper. The other Ke$ha produces shit. Circle of life." Posted in: http://videogum.com/259291/thats-your-girlfriend-kesha-the-toilet-paper-addict/thats-your-girlfriend/#comment-8188691
2.  Mans | Score: 86  "My family had this great racket going when I was growing up.
   My sisters would read for Book It, get the free personal pan pizza and we would go to Pizza Hut for lunch. But our Pizza Hut was really rag-tag and they never got them out in 5 minutes like they were supposed to. They would set the little digital clock down and it would take 10 or 15 minutes each time. So each time we got two more free pizzas for next time, because these were already free, but the next time they would be slow again, so more free pizza. Between Book It and Pizza Hut being slow, my family never paid for a pizza.
   Then one time there was a staple in one of the pizzas." Posted in: http://videogum.com/258911/books-arent-toys-books-are-poop/webjunk/viral-video/#comment-8186442
3.  R2D2, Esq. | Score: 80  "The joke being that if you eat toilet paper, then you poop toilet paper, and therefore there’s no need to wipe.
   'I see what you did there.' – Everyone
   'Oh, good.' – R2D2, Esq.
   'That doesn’t mean it’s funny.' – Everyone" Posted in: http://videogum.com/259291/thats-your-girlfriend-kesha-the-toilet-paper-addict/thats-your-girlfriend/#comment-8188721
4.  Frank Lloyd Wrong | Score: 77 
Posted in: http://videogum.com/258911/books-arent-toys-books-are-poop/webjunk/viral-video/#comment-8186522
5.  Wary | Score: 69  "What the hell is wrong with those parents? Giggling at a tantrum? They think it’s cute? That kid is going to grow up to become a serial killer who targets librarians, every December." Posted in: http://videogum.com/258911/books-arent-toys-books-are-poop/webjunk/viral-video/#comment-8186122
 [ed note: The best job. You guys did it.]

Lowest Rated

1. Son of Gabe | Score: -28  "Downvote this comment." Posted in: http://videogum.com/258102/the-videogum-movie-club-tron-legacy/franchises/the-videogum-movie-club/#comment-8180601                    [ed note: Huh? I am confused. did he mean Steve's comment or his own? Nothing makes sense anymore!]

No Caption Contest this week. :(


Editors Choice: All the comments. I don't want to have to pick (mostly I just want to stop. Blogging is hard you guys! I've never done it before as is shown by the general badness of this post).