R.I.P. Your Productivity

Hi, hello there!
If you are like me, you don't like to do things. Even when you these things are super important and sciency or something, you would rather just procrastinate and fuck around on the internet.
"That does not sound like me at all and I think you are just making ridiculous, unfair assumptions" -You.
Um, first off you are reading this article. There is no way you are reading this if you aren't just putting off a task. Secondly, I am on your side! I am here to help by showing you things you can do to stave off that pesky urge to work. Let's gooooooooooooooooo!!!-@iambirdie

FOR YOUR BRAIN

Sushi Cat 2
The best way I can describe this game is that it is a mix of plinko, animals, Japan, cuteness and the addictive quality of crack cocaine. As a plus it is also available for iPhones and iPod touch for procrastination on the go. Sushi Cat 1 is just as great (though it is lacking in pirate costumes) and it has an expansion. Play it already.

Burrito Bison
I really love Juicy Beast. They have the ability to make the simplest games, that might not be the most original, but have muggle-fucking fantastic art design and are addicting like air. They have also made Feed the King which is hilarious and ridiculously weird and you should really try it.

FOR YOUR EARS
First off a bit of an explanation: I have somewhat hipster tastes in music. I do not listen to everything that pitchfork recommends, but I do like a lot of the things they do. Don't get me wrong, I think they are a bunch of pretentious assholes, and if I saw them ordering mochaccinos in a locally owned coffee shop, I would likely throw the nearest boiling hot liquid in their faces (okay too far but you get the point). I will try to post things that are as generally accessible as possible, but you may have to bear with me through some of the more crazy stuff. "tl;dr"-everyone

Just to let you know, these guys have two albums (the first one is cramazing to an insane degree but skip the second one).

If you liked this, he has an EP on his BandCamp for $5. Go download it on your HoverZune!

FOR YOUR EYES (PRESENTED WITHOUT COMMENTARY)

FOR YOUR SOUL

Okay. This one was a joke.


So. That's it. I feel like it went better than expected. I am thinking about doing this as a regular thing and possibly on MOBFD. Leave a comment if that sounds like something you want. Please! I'm so lonely! Just be my friend!

And as always for the first time, R.I.P. your productivity.

EDIT: Whoops! Meant to include THIS:

This is great. Listen to it.

You're welcome.

I haven't been posting anything lately but I will once I get some ideas. Just give me some time, you mean, fictional people!

Quote of the Year of 2010

I am going to cheat. I am going to use a quote from 2009 that I didn't see until this year. Oh well. Deal with it sunglasses etc. But I think that it just describes not only this year but the past few years as well. You now what? This is now the quote of the decade. I can do that. It's my blog, people who aren't reading this. I'll show you! Hahaha what? This is off the rails. Let's get it back on some rails!

"The thing about youth culture is, I don't understand it."
-Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation

 Boom. There it is. The funny thing about this and the reason I chose this quote is that I am a youth. I think I should understand my own culture. But I don't. Hannah Montana, Silly Bandz: The Videogame. I mean, what? Seriously, you don't really expect me, a person with dignity and (small amounts of) self respect to go for this stuff do you? Whatever. I guess my point is that it is a crazy, screwed up world we live in. Everyone knows what I'm talking about.
 

My Top 10 Albums of 2010
*They are in order from 10-1.

•  Caribou - Swim
• Matthew Dear - Black City
• Baths - Cerulean
• The Morning Benders - Big Echo
• Wild Nothing - Gemini
• Menomena - Mines
• LCD Soundsystem - This is Happening
• Beach House - Teen Dream
• Arcade Fire - The Suburbs
• Deerhunter - Halcyon Digest

I realize that this list is a little boring and predictable, but what do you want? These things are predictable because most people will have them. I am part of most people! REAL TALK.

Unofficial  Monster's Ball for the week of 12/20/2010

Highest Rated

1.  huckabeast | Score: 93  "This Kesha eats toilet paper. The other Ke$ha produces shit. Circle of life." Posted in: http://videogum.com/259291/thats-your-girlfriend-kesha-the-toilet-paper-addict/thats-your-girlfriend/#comment-8188691
2.  Mans | Score: 86  "My family had this great racket going when I was growing up.
   My sisters would read for Book It, get the free personal pan pizza and we would go to Pizza Hut for lunch. But our Pizza Hut was really rag-tag and they never got them out in 5 minutes like they were supposed to. They would set the little digital clock down and it would take 10 or 15 minutes each time. So each time we got two more free pizzas for next time, because these were already free, but the next time they would be slow again, so more free pizza. Between Book It and Pizza Hut being slow, my family never paid for a pizza.
   Then one time there was a staple in one of the pizzas." Posted in: http://videogum.com/258911/books-arent-toys-books-are-poop/webjunk/viral-video/#comment-8186442
3.  R2D2, Esq. | Score: 80  "The joke being that if you eat toilet paper, then you poop toilet paper, and therefore there’s no need to wipe.
   'I see what you did there.' – Everyone
   'Oh, good.' – R2D2, Esq.
   'That doesn’t mean it’s funny.' – Everyone" Posted in: http://videogum.com/259291/thats-your-girlfriend-kesha-the-toilet-paper-addict/thats-your-girlfriend/#comment-8188721
4.  Frank Lloyd Wrong | Score: 77 
Posted in: http://videogum.com/258911/books-arent-toys-books-are-poop/webjunk/viral-video/#comment-8186522
5.  Wary | Score: 69  "What the hell is wrong with those parents? Giggling at a tantrum? They think it’s cute? That kid is going to grow up to become a serial killer who targets librarians, every December." Posted in: http://videogum.com/258911/books-arent-toys-books-are-poop/webjunk/viral-video/#comment-8186122
 [ed note: The best job. You guys did it.]

Lowest Rated

1. Son of Gabe | Score: -28  "Downvote this comment." Posted in: http://videogum.com/258102/the-videogum-movie-club-tron-legacy/franchises/the-videogum-movie-club/#comment-8180601                    [ed note: Huh? I am confused. did he mean Steve's comment or his own? Nothing makes sense anymore!]

No Caption Contest this week. :(


Editors Choice: All the comments. I don't want to have to pick (mostly I just want to stop. Blogging is hard you guys! I've never done it before as is shown by the general badness of this post).